Thursday, 22 February 2007
Fromage
If I were a cheese I'd be a neufchâtel—a traditional soft, white table cheese from Normandy in France. Neufchâtel smells and tastes of mushrooms. It has a dry, velvety rind, and a grainy texture. When mature, Neufchâtel develops a bitter, slaty, acrid taste.
What cheese be you? http://www.astradyne.co.uk/cheese/
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Friday, 9 September 2005
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I know these are a big played out, but they still tickle my geeky funny bone. Interestingly, the second item is Michael Moore's website. Is there a partisan goggle-bomb war in the works? (Thanks Hunksten)
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Monday, 5 September 2005
Choose Your Words Wisely....
... you know, especially in headlines and stuff. (Thanks Kamal)
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Thursday, 1 September 2005
The Future...

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Tuesday, 23 August 2005
Death by Caffeine
Ever wonder if you should really be having that 8th cup of coffee, or that 13th can of coke? Chances are you'll be fine if you do (if a bit twitchy), but to ease your mind check up the Death by Caffeine calculator over at Energy Fiend. According to it, I can drink 300 cans of CocaCola classic and be fine... however, should I be especially parched and go for 301: kaput.
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Saturday, 20 August 2005
Hardcore Armchair Bangin'
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Tuesday, 16 August 2005
Cuban Sabrosura

If you've ever uttered the phrase "cógelo con take it easy," know exactly what is congri and drink your coffee in thimble sized cups then you'll love the selection of apparel available at Ropa Vieja.
I'm definetely getting the Ño for myself to wear when I travel down to North Havana during Christmas. It'll be the talk of any backyward pig roast I attend.
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Wednesday, 6 July 2005
The Avatar to End All Avatars
I've never been a big fan of animated avatars, but this one definetely takes the prize.
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Tuesday, 28 June 2005
Bad Pun Slogan in Boomy Voice
SCARANO & ASSOCIATES ARCHITECTS
Ugly buildings + bad voiceovers
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Monday, 13 June 2005
Let this be a warning to all you skanky prostitutes
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Tuesday, 31 May 2005
is it Love or just the Penicillin?
mc at the std clinic | craigslist
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Thursday, 5 May 2005
Casting Call
Replacement Socialite Cunt Sought For Simple Life Cast [The Onion]
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Thursday, 21 April 2005
Almost worth moving to L.A.
Join my GAY street gang! [via Defamer]
Hmm, on second thought.
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OMG OMG OMG
The end is near.
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Wednesday, 13 April 2005
The Secret Life of Weiners

I'm not a big fan of hot dogs. Maybe it's a lifetime of Oscar Mayer™ jokes. Or maybe it's just cuz they're revolto. However, I highly recommend you mosey on over to Thea's Ranch to see what hot dogs are really doing when you're not watching.
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Friday, 1 April 2005
Politics, Censorship, and Norwegian Rap
Video for the song "Banned by the Feds!" by the Norwegian group Gatas.
Keep a close eye for a cameo by Zak, Screech, and the rest of Saved by the Bell gang. Down with American Collonialism!
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Thursday, 31 March 2005
Tell Me Something I Don't Know
PostSecret is a brilliant idea. Keep checking and you might find mine listed at some point.
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Dial Telephone Revolution of 1927
This instructional video was produced by American Telephone and Telegraph Co. (AT&T) to educate the public on the correct usage of this revolutionary technology.
[ Via BoingBoing.net ]
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Friday, 25 March 2005
Hillarity Ensues
I"m Stuck in Rehab with Pat O'Brien (and Whitney Houston!)
Crack is wack!!
[sorry for the link heavy day, i'm bored at work raiding my rss feeds]
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Car Making Robots Gone Awry
Courtesy of the Chemical Brothers
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ZIP
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Monday, 21 March 2005
oooooo screee klatch
Spell YOUR name with the noisy alphabet.
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Thursday, 10 March 2005
Sticky Tunes
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Tuesday, 8 March 2005
Buggery!
John Derbyshire gives us the lowdown on what homosexuality's all about. I swear I've seen him preying on innocent latino fodder in the basement of The Monster, doing research no doubt.
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